It wasn't Me!

i was doing some work in brown cup late last night, and sitting for long periods is a major butt flattening experience. i leaned to the left to get some blood circulating around the nether regions of my posterior and without preamble, a big noisy fart came out.

i pretended it wasn't me and just continued staring at the same spot on my laptop screen for a loooong looong time. why am i writing this potentially blackmail inducing revelation? just got me thinking about the rising prices of natural gas. he he he.

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at least it was only a gas and not some smelly liquid like what happened to uhmm, nah, it wasn't me too.. aheheeheh
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HA HA HA! :) if it's something like ice cream, that would be green mango with bagoong bits :P btw, people taking xenical have to be extra cautious because sudden laughter can cause uh.. smelly liquid emission.
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