incessant rambling

For everyone who is so hung up on getting the correct American Accent, here's something special for all Call Center wannabee american-sounding-pinoy: they should have gotten these actors some lessons in pinoy accent, pak shet talaga.

Darn, I'm never going to be able to watch professional sports in the same way again. he he he :)

Low Hanging. Inverted. Uneven. Hairy. Free Hanging. Balls. Us men have this interesting habit - the need to rearrange our balls every ten minutes or so. Well, if you see a guy going at it every minute that's probably jock itch. Some are more prone to rearranging the crown jewels because of really tight underwear. Whoever thought of t-backs for men should be shot. That piece of string running up your rear-side does not go well with people who have hair in that part of the netherworld. Besides, some men need that extra gravity-defying lift of extra full briefs to support asses that seem to have migrated to south of the border. Anyways, all this sudden interest in nuts was triggered by an article that said Testicle Size Determines How Faithful Your Man Is where the premise that men with bigger balls are bound to sow their wild oats in another field - note the clever use of metaphor to avoid saying penis, vagina and coitus. The article adds another layer of paranoia to an already bor...

liv, my lovable anak-anakan in manila sent this link to me. makes me think that this must have been liv as a little girl. btw, she's getting married and i have to give her away hu hu hu hu. good thing we're not in india otherwise i'd have to pay for dowry. on the other hand, the soon-to-be-husband should pay me instead for raising such a nice lady! ready? one.. two... three... whateavaaah.

Ms. Fernandez, I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your personal assistant effective immediately. it has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons, I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company. Yours truly, enday. ---------------------------------------------- si enday nag resign sa kanila ni ms. fernandez. ang lufet ni enday in fairness. balita ko lang, nabibigatan na sya sa 17kg worth of make up and accessories that ms. fernandez carries with her daw kahit saan that aggravated her scoliosis with additional complications to the... ang lufet talaga.