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According to study: Call center agents prone to HIV-AIDS By Marjun A. Baguio (The Freeman) Updated January 30, 2010 12:00 AM CEBU, Philippines - A health official said call center agents have a higher risk of acquiring Human Immuno Virus-Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (HIV-AIDS). Dr. Crisol Tabajero, Health Information and Research Coordinator of the DOH Region 7 said in forum yesterday that because of their environment and peer pressure, call center agents tend to involve in risky sexual behaviors. She said that basing on a study conducted by the University of the Philippines Population Institute and the Department of Health, the result of the study is alarming but it is not surprising." For now, let this sink in and let me share my thoughts in a separate post.

the last time i crossed myself was in church yesterday. today, i hurriedly made the sign of the cross when i read the headline of SuperBalita. susmarya -joseph! explain to me then how the Sun Star Headline titled "Foreign student files rape case vs. compatriot" got transliterated, translated, transfigured into it's SuperBalita counterpart: "Koreana gi-finger sa laing Koreana, mikiha". click on read.more for screen shots of the website - i did not make this up, i swear! Sun Star Headline SuperBalita Headline transliteration - Conversion of names or text not written in the roman alphabet to roman-alphabet form; A systematic way to convert characters in one alphabet or phonetic sounds into another alphabet. translation - a written / spoken communication in a second language having the same meaning as the written / spoken communication in a first language.

john-john, a highschool batch mate ended up as an architect and i usually get quirky emails related to unusual architectural / interior design concepts. in a previous post, i wrote about a men's restroom design executed by women. let's just say that this montage can cause a sizable inferiority complex for men who aren't too comfortable with their "shoe size" (ehem). note the lady with the measuring tape, the camera and a magnifying glass. "measuring up" literally takes a different meaning. in another email, john-john sent another email with the question "how to get a man to wash his hands?" . obviously, if you haven't heard of that particular "debate" , the fundamental issue is whether to wash hands after taking a, ah... a... hmmm... piss (in the spirit of keeping this blog wholesome, i searched far and wide for the scientific phrase to refer to pissing to no avail). two schools of philosophy reason that washing hands is hygieni...

Obviously, this looks like an extremely huge, hard... (click on read.more) lighthouse. So what comes to your mind when you see this picture? rumor has it, that Napoleon Bonaparte (pictured to the left), had this structure built to commemorate something that he physically fell short of... height. the height. you know what they say, small men usually have small... feet. add your own comments and i'd have them published as part of this post. :)

recently i got an email about "Edge", a design group specializing in office interior design run by women (equal opportunity issues?!?), and a recent engagement for a New York City client. This is women's vision of a men's restroom: Naughty. :P

"fingering" has taken a completely different meaning with filipinos and their mobile phones. earlier, i almost busted an artery as i stopped myself from running over a motorist driving his motorcycle ever so slowly along a major road. i originally assumed he was just being overly cautious but when i passed by, i saw him holding a mobile phone busily texting with one hand as he balanced his fat ass on his motorcyle. I blared my horn so loudly he swerved and the cars following my trail did the same. i believe that guy just took idiocy to stratospheric levels and should be banned from public roads. i was so sorely tempted to get my mobile phone out and take a snap so i can post his face along with this blog, then again, that would make me as stupid as that fellow. as idiotic as the police officer i saw riding his motorbike without a helmet. wearing helmets have a purpose, to protect your noggins just in case you get knocked off your bike. it's not the same as not wearing c...

former teen stars, has-been actors turned married men were asked about the importance of sex in a marriage in a tv show called "Moms" and what sort of advice they can give their sons. like some pathetic self-help (uhmmm, it probably is not the kind of "self-help" you think i was referring to...) lecture, they went on and on about sex to be an act of procreation that should be done between married couples. I am sure that 99.99% of sexual acts committed by people in the showbiz industry does not fall under the category "married". and if i am to believe all the gossip going around, more than half of those sexual encounters are not between adam and eve, more like adam and steve. before i continue, i categorically wanted to state that i am not encouraging extramarital or premarital sex. on the other hand, to state that sex should be exclusively for procreation is about the same thing as saying that the family is nothing but a farm where you take a hen and roost...

bump and hump and a lot more things happen at night. i was having a luncheon meeting with business partners and for some reason, the conversation ran into the naughty kind. the kind that makes you want to cover your face in embarrassment if it happened to you. if you're below 18 years old and still refer to your vagina as "flower" or your penis as " pitotoy " you probably shouldn't be reading this. but since you're reading this part of the paragraph, you're probably old.. errr ... naughty enough to read this... bumpa humpa story #1 the kids slept with this couple, and when the horny urge came a-knocking, they try to be discrete and quiet so as not to wake up the little girl. the woman tucked the bedsheets under her chin while the husband was busy ah.. uh... inspecting her valley of flowers. she bit her lip with matching left and right twists of her head as her husband continued his fantasy as nicolas cage busy looking for the "national trea...