one of the most popular post in this blog is cebuanas.com. for some reason, when someone does a search on the web for "cebuanas.com scam" they end up in my website.
i guess my write up about their special romance package caused such a ruckus that they took it out of their website. i felt like doing a sherlock holmes and decided to visit the site to pose as a customer. here's a snapshot of my interesting, grammatically challenged conversation with kai:
that's not all, in the course of my "investigation" i stumbled across some literary gems of advice for the foreigner interested in looking for a wife:
WHY FILIPINA SEEK A FOREIGN HUSBAND?
Filipinas seek a foreign husband because…
Filipinas seek foreign husband not just for MONEY, GREEN CARD or a citizenship. It is because they feel that foreigners can make a good husband and a partner. - but the MONEY, GREEN CARD and citizenship must be there as well. they feel that too. They want to marry a foreigner because they …
i liked the first dumb and dumber green monster movie. but for some reason, some of my lady friends who watched incredible hulk came out rather uh... disappointed.
you see they were sort of anticipating some eric bana butt scene - the hulk always gets his clothes ripped off. but that's the least of their disappointment. to quote one of the ladies:
"my gawd, that must be really stretchy spandex briefs!"am sure they can't even get jockey to sponsor the movie, that's like "no truth in advertising". i mean you can't get that big and hard without ripping your briefs - i can't believe that throughout the whole dang movie they were waiting for the briefs to rip apart.
as one other naughty girl said... "i wish my husband's like that... a little bit of spanking and he'd be hard, BIG and angry..." i forgot to mention, she's into S&M. and that's not shoemart dear reader.
"bodybuilders... they get really huge bodies but the d…