you see they were sort of anticipating some eric bana butt scene - the hulk always gets his clothes ripped off. but that's the least of their disappointment. to quote one of the ladies:
"my gawd, that must be really stretchy spandex briefs!" am sure they can't even get jockey to sponsor the movie, that's like "no truth in advertising". i mean you can't get that big and hard without ripping your briefs - i can't believe that throughout the whole dang movie they were waiting for the briefs to rip apart.
as one other naughty girl said... "i wish my husband's like that... a little bit of spanking and he'd be hard, BIG and angry..." i forgot to mention, she's into S&M. and that's not shoemart dear reader.
"bodybuilders... they get really huge bodies but the d**ks get smaller." - am not a biology major but i am sure that penises don't get smaller, it's the body that has gotten bigger. the penis is not a muscle.
"u-huh, and there's nothing incredible about his BULK..." - and am sure she doesn't mean any muscle part by that statement.
that certainly destroys ANY illusion of women talking about hair, makeup and shopping when they get together - that's just for the little girls. now, women talk about... unfortunately i have been forced to swear on what's left of my scout's honor not to divulge "The Secret". so there.