Incredible Hulk

i liked the first dumb and dumber green monster movie. but for some reason, some of my lady friends who watched incredible hulk came out rather uh... disappointed.

you see they were sort of anticipating some eric bana butt scene - the hulk always gets his clothes ripped off. but that's the least of their disappointment. to quote one of the ladies:

"my gawd, that must be really stretchy spandex briefs!" am sure they can't even get jockey to sponsor the movie, that's like "no truth in advertising". i mean you can't get that big and hard without ripping your briefs - i can't believe that throughout the whole dang movie they were waiting for the briefs to rip apart.

as one other naughty girl said... "i wish my husband's like that... a little bit of spanking and he'd be hard, BIG and angry..." i forgot to mention, she's into S&M. and that's not shoemart dear reader.

"bodybuilders... they get really huge bodies but the d**ks get smaller." - am not a biology major but i am sure that penises don't get smaller, it's the body that has gotten bigger. the penis is not a muscle.

"u-huh, and there's nothing incredible about his BULK..." - and am sure she doesn't mean any muscle part by that statement.

that certainly destroys ANY illusion of women talking about hair, makeup and shopping when they get together - that's just for the little girls. now, women talk about... unfortunately i have been forced to swear on what's left of my scout's honor not to divulge "The Secret". so there.

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