Saturday, November 14, 2009

Tha-i, Tha-i Sya!

okay, you're about to read a royal bitch fit. so if you're adverse to cuss words you better stop. sabi ko stop reading.

okay here goes, mga-leche-na-taga-mae-krua-restaurant-dyan-sa-ramos-cebu-city-nakalimutan-order-ko-antay-ako-thirty-minutes-binagoongang-baboy-at-pandan-chicken-lang-yun-hindi-buong-lechon-tapos-tatanga-ng-waiter-at-waitress-tinanong-ko-sino-owner-sinagot-ako-building-o-restaurant-ano-yun?!?!-tapos-di-rin-pala-kilala-tapos-i-asked-what-is-this-"saya"-shake-ang-sagot-eh-di-ko-alam-i'll-check-tapos-pag-balik-thai-coloring-sagot-ko-why-the-hell-would-i-eat-food-coloring-buti-sana-kung-kulay-gold-e-kulay-pula-sya-pula-pula-pula-mabuti-naman-na-serve-nila-yung-spring-rolls-ko-that-tasted-like-springs-literally-bouncing-sa-tigas-ng-wrapper-talo-pa-pvc-plastic-maganda-lang-picture-ko-pero-di-sya-masaaaarap-wala-man-lang-sorry-waaallaaaaa-nung-umalis-ako-may-pa-put-your-hands-together-and-thank-you-pa-sinagot-ko-nga-oo-magdasal-kayo-kasi-walang-customer-ang-masisiyahan-sa-kabwisitan-nyo-at-masama-pa-nyan-gutom-ako-gutttoooom-and-i-waited-thirty-minutes-bago-ko-sila-tinawag-na-lumapit-kasi-di-ko-alam-kung-bakit-andun-sila-lahat-sa-may-counter-nagsisiksikan-siguro-nag-fi-facebook-ang-mga-leche-sabado-lang-ako-nakaka-relax-tapos-ganito-pa-galing-pa-naman-ako-gym-at-milo-lang-ininom-ko-nung-umaga

if you felt breathless after reading through that then you probably felt the same frustration i had and my attempt to unload this sermon in one go. so here i am in brown cup ordering the pesto butter porkchop with a generous slab of fat and meat crusted with black pepper and coated with the tangy, herby taste of pesto swimming in butter. oh heaven. o baka naman gutom lang ako.

okay, let's do a formal review of the ONLY dish i got to eat, the thai spring roll. coriander, sweet basil, fish sauce, crushed peanuts. main ingredients that give any decent thai spring roll ANY flavor. what i got was carrots, raw bean sprouts, lettuce leaves, minced cooked chicken and shrimp. more like the main ingredients for chop suey from the supermarket. raw bean sprouts. do you have any idea how that tastes? deeesgusting.

and if you're wondering about the title. it's all about syllabication. read it by syllable then convert the phonetic sound into its english version. what do you think i meant to say? the one who can guess will get a dinner coupon in mae krua.



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