The Naked Truth - Junggoy Estrada

"Jinggoy Estrada: I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.

Joey Reyes: Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you for loving me that much, that way. It's pretty flattering.

Jinggoy Estrada: Except it makes me fungus."

Just replace "Jinggoy Estrada" with Julianne and "Joey Reyes" with Michael and you'll have the scene from the movie My Best Friend's Wedding.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just reached a new low in our film industry with the awarding of Jinggoy Estrada as best actor for the movie "Katas Ng Saudi" in the recent Metro Manila Film Fest (2007), on the other hand he has had three years in senate to polish his pond scum act.

Heck, Katas (Juice) ng Saudi sounds like a porn movie, the thought of junggoy naked makes me want to run to the nearest bathroom, to puke, silly you. have junggoy strip naked in front of barbara and she'd probably die, laughing her guts out. wait, that's a nice idea for a movie: "patayin sa tawa si barbara" starring junggoy.

On related news, his father, the convicted plunderer of the national coffer is planning to make a comeback in a new movie. and dig this, he wants a comedy because he wants to entertain people. as if his joker act in government is not enough.

Wait, Erap still has a movie with his best friend FPJ together with Nida Blanca that hasn't been shown yet. "Ikaw na Lang Hinihintay" - quick note, FPJ and Nida are both deceased, too bad erap is still (barely) alive and drinking.

enough said.


Marge said…
hahahahahhaa... hindi halatang hindi mo sila gusto bossing! nyahahahahhaa

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