i was taking a walk with marty (imagine a rotund, heavyset fellow) and he fell over - what better way to test the STReS method.
Me: "Can you smile for me?"
Marty: "Pucha, nadapa na nga ko pipicturan mo pa. ang sakit ha! Bwiset." (Shit, I already fell down and you want to take a picture of me! Eeeets painful you know!)
Ok, that eliminates the symptom for smiling and talking coherently. I immediately asked him to put out his hands in front of him.
Marty: "Heller, wala ako planong mag ala darna dito.. madapaka ka rin kaya! tulungan mo ngako!" (I am not darna! what if you fell down? help me up!)
ah eh... well i guess if he can elucidate his pain and talk coherently he probably is not suffering from stroke. drats, i guess i have to continue to look for another potential victim... errr...