The PBB Mania - The Chain Blog

If you haven't heard of the Big Brother franchise you're probably too uncool to read this blog, so go ahead and skip this one.

Just in case you're one of those who got hit by this tv show (willingly or not), you probably have the feeling of being a perverted voyeur as you watch strangers do all sorts of idiotic things under the watchful eyes of Big Brother.

ok last warning, everything after this line goes really colorful - if you know what i mean. so for the faint of heart, move along now and do some penance.

you're probably familiar with the setup, the housemates are supposed to learn life-lessons or something, but somehow at the end of the day it is all about playing a game and planting a big boot to someone's behind during eviction night. Life aint a game, there are winners and losers in a game. If there's anything good about this show, it just goes to prove that even celebrities (the Celebrity Edition) are just, well... people. yup, their shit smells just like everyone elses and boy, they are full of shit.

speaking of the Celebrity Edition - the houseguests are not celebrities at all. In fact, they're pretty young things some people would like to see half naked running around the house. okay i admit, there are some ugly bitches (and am not just referring to ladies dear audience) added for audience impact; make them a launching board to highlight the beauty around. There's one e exception though, - i think the jurassic yayo aguila was purposely selected to comply with Philippine Laws that in the employment of immature - err my mistake - workers, adult supervision should always be present.

but in the stellar scale, they're literally black holes (make some of them assholes)

here's a thought, the one that's going to win will ALWAYS be a common looker and not one of those model-wannabee-actor because people will always root for the nora-aunor prototype. in short pang yaya eto. Forget the fact that the winners eventually fade into oblivion (Nene Tomato, Beatriz SeeSaw - are you still there? Keana Reeves - Lost In Never Never Land?). only kim chiu seem to be left with some sort of regular steady work guesting in purok festivals and only because the koreans think she is one of them (notice how her name sounds very similar to a spicy pickled korean delicacy...)

here's my suggestion, why not get REAL celebrities to join the PBB show - Dolphy, Susan Roces, Bella Flores, Nora Aunor, Anabelle Rama, Caridad Sanchez, Daisy Romualdez, Eddie Gutierrez, Teofisto Guingona etc. on hindsight, they probably have to scrap the elimination night thing, just wait for one of them to drop off dead.

in any case, in the spirit of Christmas, here's the favorite carol of Big Brother:

he sees when you've been sleeping
he knows when you're awake
he knows if you've been bad or good (well, i think he likes it better when they're bad, really realllly baaaad)
...

uh, i think this is the same christmas carol by the hello garci team.

and to preempt any violent reactions aka malu fernandez type of hysteria, i am a truly, honest-to-goodness movie fan of Pokwang, Eugene, Melanie Marquez, Jon Santos, Ai Ai, Ruffa (Quinto! silly bint, i don't give an effing hoot for that fake as a plastic, money grabbing, walking science project... errr... who am i referring to again?).

now if you are not nodding your head in agreement to what i've been writing you will get a thousand years of bad luck and zits. oh i nearly forgot, you have to recommend this blog to 100 of your friends (heck, i don't even have 50 REAL friends) otherwise the thousand years of zits still applies.