before you continue with this piece, take a nice good look at the picture...
find the man with the big humongous bulge. and i meant the tummy, silly.
this picture was taken about two years ago. since then, jalosjos gained more weight to officially become a member of the Balaenopterida family (aka "whale") genus specie: homicidal pedophillus.
in fact, he has gotten so obese that when he tried the hullahoop, it got stuck.. and am just referring at the neck point. he has gotten so big that he needed the other inmates in the national penitentiary to roll him over from his bed every day just to get him on his side.
well according to Dapat, this same fellow managed to flee the national penitentiary. i am trying to imagine how jalosjos did that feat. use a spoon to dig his way out of the prison? that must have taken a lot of digging just to fit that body, i am sure in his final days the funeral parlor would have to mow down a huge acacia tree just to get a coffin big enough to fit him.
uh, he probably tied together bedsheets and lowered himself aka rapunzel style. on the other hand, the laundry department should have been suspicious when hundreds of bedsheets started disappearing - jalosjos needed that much to make a rope strong enough to support his weight.
or did he manage to sneak out so cleverly by hiding himself behind bushes and tiptoeing out of the prison doors? he needs a whole rain forest to hide some of that belly.
i don't know what sort of drug this this Dapat fellow is on, but his statement is just about the most ludicrous and inane piece of storytelling i've heard in a long long time.
what did jalosjos hope to gain by escaping from prison? he's about to be freed in a year's time or so and this stunt will not do well when his case is reviewed (oh, perhaps another six years added to his jail term?). perhaps he felt he deserved to be pardoned just as erap was pardoned for a crime even worse than raping a girl.
something happened and i bet it involved money. lots of it.