retrobute - battle of the brainless

host: ano ang pambansang hayop ng pilipinas? nagsisimula eto sa "K"

contestant: bzzzt... Kabayo?

host: hindi, nasa bukid eto...

contestant: aahhh... kabayong bukid!

host: hindi din, me sungay eto...

contestant: ah! demonyong kabayo!

host: mali pa din... teka, sige clue.. sa ingless nagsisimula eto sa letrang "C"

contestant: ALAM KO NA! C-HORSE!

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Unknown said…
HAHA! Grabe! Namimiss ko na to... parang gusto ko magreminisce at magbasa ng script nila, kung meron. Thanks napatawa mo ako ngayon!
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