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dr. vickly belo has been declared the woman of all ages. She has the liposuctioned body of a 23 year old woman, the rebonded-extended-woven hair of a 16 year old teenager, the collagen injected pouting lips of a a 30 year old woman, the drugged eye look of an 18 year old, bleached pearly teeth of a 17 year old - for a total of 104 years.
with vanity and ego on the rise, it is not far off that men and women subject themselves to chemical and biological experiments to try and pull up what gravity has pulled down. no wonder some people look like online characters of the game half-life - the zombies mind you.
personally i don't have anything against plastic surgery, if one can afford to have one why desist from depriving yourself with a bit of flower arrangement? ok, no need to be coy about it, a bit of pekpek alteration. unfortunately for men, i still have to hear something about penile extensions aside from the metal implants that give you an instant hard-on when you walk through a metal detector. believe me, it is a bit uncomfortable, uh... downright embarassing when airport security give you funny looks everytime their metal detectors go WANG WANG WANG when it passes over your crotch.
on the other hand, some people go extreme that they end up looking like new members of the transformers movie - the more radical ones go from man to woman, or human to ape (e.g. michael jackson). as myka said, she's the most successful transvestite/transgender/transformer ever - the operation was so successful she was able to bear two kids.
i guess it is perfectly ok to do a bit of nip and tuck to lift a sagging brow and lift that hooded eyelids. On the other hand, if you do enough nip and tucking, men just might end up with stubbly cleft chins (aka mauriche arcache palanngas) and suddenly realized your balls have been nipped and STUCK on your face - i leave you to figure out where the snufalafagus nose came from. On the other hand, women who had a bit too much of that nippy scalpel just might find themselves with upper and lower lip stubbles - i can hear mariano quip - que horror!
if you are wondering why the sudden write up about plastic surgery? it started with a horrible vision of a man trying to flip over what few strands of hair from his temple over his crown - teased to a bouffant (a type of hairstyle characterized by hair piled high on the head and hanging down on the sides) and dyed to a ponkana orange - i tried so very very hard to keep quiet but myka blurted something that triggered the conversation.
to quote the now infamous marilu fernandez, i obviously write for a certain group - one who who can't afford the surgery (add maniacal laughter here ha ha ha ha).
with vanity and ego on the rise, it is not far off that men and women subject themselves to chemical and biological experiments to try and pull up what gravity has pulled down. no wonder some people look like online characters of the game half-life - the zombies mind you.
personally i don't have anything against plastic surgery, if one can afford to have one why desist from depriving yourself with a bit of flower arrangement? ok, no need to be coy about it, a bit of pekpek alteration. unfortunately for men, i still have to hear something about penile extensions aside from the metal implants that give you an instant hard-on when you walk through a metal detector. believe me, it is a bit uncomfortable, uh... downright embarassing when airport security give you funny looks everytime their metal detectors go WANG WANG WANG when it passes over your crotch.
on the other hand, some people go extreme that they end up looking like new members of the transformers movie - the more radical ones go from man to woman, or human to ape (e.g. michael jackson). as myka said, she's the most successful transvestite/transgender/transformer ever - the operation was so successful she was able to bear two kids.
i guess it is perfectly ok to do a bit of nip and tuck to lift a sagging brow and lift that hooded eyelids. On the other hand, if you do enough nip and tucking, men just might end up with stubbly cleft chins (aka mauriche arcache palanngas) and suddenly realized your balls have been nipped and STUCK on your face - i leave you to figure out where the snufalafagus nose came from. On the other hand, women who had a bit too much of that nippy scalpel just might find themselves with upper and lower lip stubbles - i can hear mariano quip - que horror!
if you are wondering why the sudden write up about plastic surgery? it started with a horrible vision of a man trying to flip over what few strands of hair from his temple over his crown - teased to a bouffant (a type of hairstyle characterized by hair piled high on the head and hanging down on the sides) and dyed to a ponkana orange - i tried so very very hard to keep quiet but myka blurted something that triggered the conversation.
to quote the now infamous marilu fernandez, i obviously write for a certain group - one who who can't afford the surgery (add maniacal laughter here ha ha ha ha).
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