"most of the foreigners are middle-aged men with young women hanging on to their arms."
that is part of the preface by lonely planet when describing cebu city as a tourist destination. for USD 299 dollars "yanski" will meet you at the airport, and for 7 days, have a personal assistant arrange for 5 ladies to be brought up to your hotel for a get to know each other session. oh, they also provide you with a cell phone.
if you're on a quick turnaround flight, USD 99 will have someone meet you at the airport and arrange for 5 ladies to be brought up to your hotel room for a "get to know each other session". and yeah, the cell phone comes along as well. i seriously doubt that "get to know each other session" will last long before someone starts to strip, and that is definitely another type of conversation i don't want to go into.
and if you probably ask for it, the "escort" can also provide you with viagra supply.
i liked the first dumb and dumber green monster movie. but for some reason, some of my lady friends who watched incredible hulk came out rather uh... disappointed.
you see they were sort of anticipating some eric bana butt scene - the hulk always gets his clothes ripped off. but that's the least of their disappointment. to quote one of the ladies:
"my gawd, that must be really stretchy spandex briefs!"am sure they can't even get jockey to sponsor the movie, that's like "no truth in advertising". i mean you can't get that big and hard without ripping your briefs - i can't believe that throughout the whole dang movie they were waiting for the briefs to rip apart.
as one other naughty girl said... "i wish my husband's like that... a little bit of spanking and he'd be hard, BIG and angry..." i forgot to mention, she's into S&M. and that's not shoemart dear reader.
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