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Beauty Queens

tina (not her real name) leaned towards me and said "syet, her boobs are bigger than mine!". i stopped the urge to answer her "what boobs?", tina has always been flat chested. "and legs... look at those long looooong legs". at 5'3" tina is definitely not the "long legged legs" beauty of a melanie marquez. even melanie, would have a hard time competing with the ladies that sashayed in front of us. these girls had brains, really smart brains specially during the question answer portion. i guess having a jude bacalso or a vince escario doing the hosting would have helped this ladies feel more comfortable. and these girls have something more than what a tina or melanie can offer. dicks. oh well,some of them used to have dicks anyways. yup, i was watching a beauty pageant for alternatives titled Queen in Waterfront Cebu and found myself willingly paying the rather expensive ticket of Php 500. tina made me accompany her together with wendy to ...

Begone You Deeebil!

this is just a short break from work - a group came in the coffee shop where i usually crunch out my client deliverables (thank God for FREE WiFi!). majority of the group are gay guys, the noisy and boisterous kind, the type that can literally raise the dead from it's slumber. note to reader - for a group of eight, they ordered one, ONE, OOOOONE cup of caffeine. am adding cheap to the description. in the middle of a very noisy discourse on practically nothing of importance, the barrista behind the counter decided to bump up the music to a blaring vocals of GLORIFY HIIIIIS NAME, GLOOORIFY HIIIIIS NAME... i strongly resisted the urge to jump on top of the table and shout AMEN! BEGONE YOU DEEEBIL FROM DEEES PLAACE! they packed their stuff, asked the waiter to transfer the OOOONE cup of caffeine to a paper cup and trooped out of the coffee shop. (click on read.more) disclaimer: gender and preference is irrelevant, what is obnoxious is an utter disregard for the other patrons wanting p...

Dumbledore is Gay

Harry Potter fans had mixed emotions when J.K. Rowling casually mentioned that Dumbledore is gay after a young fan asked if Dumbledore ever found "true love". me thinks she got inspired by Ian McKellen who is gay and played the part of the White Queen err, Gandalf. to the constantly pessimistic critic, both characters loved to run around with boys, young boys. to quote another blogger: "Great, another old queen". It would probably be a different story if Rowling and Tolkien made the characters of Sirius the Black or Boromir gay. They do make the perfect candidates, both are loveless and had some sort of infatuation for another man (Sirius Black is the closest friend of James, father of Harry Potter whereas Boromir has a love hate relationship with Aragorn and loves to chase around small young boys - aka Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin) either way, the declaration that Dumbledore is gay gives an entirely diferent color to his relationship with Grindelwald (read the last...