Caregiver - Da Adbentyur of Tita Shawie
every filipino movie require an advanced screening for a perfect opportunity to film screaming fans streaming out of the theater with platitudes of praise for the actors. in the spirit of such inane exercise, i sent maricelian spies to list down some controversial quotable lines from the recent premiere of Caregiver, starring our very own mega star Sharon Cuneta: "Ang galeng ni ate shawie! Esfeyktacular!" "Tagal namin naghintay para sa felikula na toooh!" - sana tumagal pa lalo, like forever? "Ang ganda pala sa London! Bagay si Ate Shawie dun! Naaaay! Taaaay! Nasa TV po ako..." - o hala kung sino man ang ang inutangan ng hinayupak na to, alam nyo na kung nasaan sya: sa TV. "My gosh, I can related to her eksperyens! I'm a caretaker too!" - ah, the cemetery caretaker? "Ang TABA NI ATE SHAAAAAAWIE!" - itigil ang kameraaaaaa! sigaw ni direk. last i heard, the legion of sharonians did a lynching in meygamall just like what happened t...