Gaseous Energy!
WARNING: this post is totally politically incorrect. if you have issues about body odor then don't proceed to read this item. ok last warning. don't go any further. you're still here? oh well... you see, a friend buzzed me online to complain that someone was emitting serious gaseous energy while she was attending church service today. she first thought that she was having an out of body experience until she figured out that she was just nauseated from an airy terroristic attack . forgot to ask whether the gaseous attack was from the failure of deodorant or a result of methane emission from the nether regions (aka "fart") it is common knowledge that a "fart" has some form of combustible methane. that is why it is a dangerous activity to light a cigarette when you're in the loo. ka-BOOM! a perfect reason to stop smoking in the john. alternately, another form of gaseous attack is a bio-chemical reaction of the germs in the armpits that create the pungen...