incessant rambling

tina (not her real name) leaned towards me and said "syet, her boobs are bigger than mine!". i stopped the urge to answer her "what boobs?", tina has always been flat chested. "and legs... look at those long looooong legs". at 5'3" tina is definitely not the "long legged legs" beauty of a melanie marquez. even melanie, would have a hard time competing with the ladies that sashayed in front of us. these girls had brains, really smart brains specially during the question answer portion. i guess having a jude bacalso or a vince escario doing the hosting would have helped this ladies feel more comfortable. and these girls have something more than what a tina or melanie can offer. dicks. oh well,some of them used to have dicks anyways. yup, i was watching a beauty pageant for alternatives titled Queen in Waterfront Cebu and found myself willingly paying the rather expensive ticket of Php 500. tina made me accompany her together with wendy to ...

simone: hey! i read about you in the paper yesterday (Sunstar, 24 Nov 2008, A22) cacho: feck. i guess they finally wrote about THAT. whatever you read, don't believe a word. i wasn't there and i wasn't with the people they probably mentioned in the news... simone: huh? sure but you have a picture together with... cacho: double feck. okay, that wasn't me, that wasn't cuenco and that person you think looks like yoda IS yoda and that big fat tall guy is not mike a., that's jabba the hut. and i absolutely did not receive Php 500,000 pesos from Pandak. as cuenco said, it was all a joke. simone: uh, so that wasn't the 3rd mega Hilton Anniversary party? cacho: ah. oh. hmmm. that one. ah. okay... *blush* yeah, that was me. BUT i didn't use part of the 500 thousand to buy the uber delicious wagyu beef burger from Hilton!

Judith Eugenio did it again. After gaining notoriety with her Bloodbath party series, she launched Samhain, a hot hot salvo with a scintillating lingerie show in Loft co-sponsored by Jagermeister that brought the FHM babe Sofie Garrucho within literal grasp of the steaming hot party-peophiles in Cebu! left to right - Who iszzat gal? (left), Sofie of FHM and Angela (Loft) posing by the photo wall leading to the venue. who needs a doctor? doctor soffie! (click on read.more for more pictures!) models inside a glass cage that wore next to nothing but sexy lingerie seduced the mostly male crowd. the pink and magenta lights lent hot hot hotness sizzle to every pose, twist and turn. the packed crowd shouted their appreciation by gyrating to house and techno music that literally shook up inhibitions for a wild night of fun partying. one can literally feel the thump thump of base music reverberating through your chest - or is it the beastly thump of one's heart getting carried away by the e...